The World Cup is still more than six months away, but first blood will be drawn in Cape Town tomorrow. Who will stand in the way of your team achieving ultimate glory? Which poor souls will be cast into the Group of Death?
Well, all the excitement was too much for us, so we decided to stage our own unofficial mock World Cup Draw. Here goes…
(written by Martin North)
First to be assigned to their groups will be the seeds - South Africa (the hosts automatically go into Group A), Germany, Brazil, Italy, Spain, England, Argentina, and Holland.
So we know South Africa kicks off Group A. The seed in Group B is…
Argentina! Some may say Maradona’s men are lucky to be seeds at all.
Group C’s top dog is…
Spain! The joint favorites will be happy with that – a potential match-up with South Africa in the Quarter Finals, if the hosts make it that far.
The seed into Group D is…
Brazil! This is already heating up – Brazil into Group D opens up the possibility of a showdown with Argentina in the QFs.
Onward…Group E’s seed is…
Holland! The Dutch are another team who just managed to grab a seat at the top table. Along with Spain, probably the biggest name still without a World Cup trophy.
Next up is Group F and its seed…
Italy! The reigning World Champs are stuck in Brazil and Argentina’s side of the draw. Mamma Mia!
Into Group G goes…
England! One of the favorites. Fabio Capello’s Three Lions face a possible QF meeting with Holland.
All of which means the last seed into Group H is…
Germany! The perennial contenders complete a very strong bottom half of the draw, along with Brazil, Argentina and Italy.
On to the second pot, featuring teams from Asia, Oceania and North America – Japan, South Korea, North Korea, Australia, New Zealand, USA, Mexico, and Honduras. First out of the hat is…
North Korea! The communists join South Africa in Group A – so far not the toughest group on paper.
The next team into Argentina’s Group B is…
New Zealand! The 1500/1 outsiders. How will they fare against the likes of Messi and Tevez?
Spain’s Group C opponents are…
USA! Tough draw for the US. Can we expect a repeat of their shock Confederations Cup victory over the Spanish?
On to Group D, and the lucky team facing Brazil is…
Australia! The Aussies reached the Round of 16 in 2006, losing to Italy in a heartbreaker. If they manage to negotiate their group this time, they could face Spain in the second round. Fair dinkum!
Holland’s first opponent in Group E is…
Japan! Group E is shaping up to be a solid, if not spectacular collection. The Japanese do have an insider - up-and-coming midfielder, Keisuke Honda plies his trade in Holland for VVV-Venlo.
Next up...Italy’s Group F, which gets…
Honduras! The North American third-placed team will be no pushovers, but the Italians must be happy with that selection.
In Group G, with England, is…
South Korea! Phew. Capello looks relieved not to get Mexico. Manchester United’s Ji-Sung Park will look forward to battling teammates Rooney, Ferdinand and co.
Which leaves only one team for Group H and Germany…
Mexico! What a clash of styles! Teutonic steel against New World flair. One to look forward to…
That rounds out the second pot. Pot 3 features sides from Africa and South America - Ivory Coast, Ghana, Cameroon, Nigeria, Algeria, Paraguay, Chile, and Uruguay. First into Group A goes…
Chile! The South American runners-up made the second round in their last Finals appearance in 1998. Looks like they have a great chance to do it again.
Group B’s third team is…
Algeria! More good news for Argentina. New Zealand and Algeria don’t represent the steepest of hurdles.
Group C’s turn…next to face Spain and the US is…
Ivory Coast! The draw goes from bad to worse for Bradley’s boys. This is shaping up to be the Group of Death.
Who next for Brazil and Australia? Group D’s third team is…
Cameroon! The Indomitable Lions join the Seleção and Socceroos. Tasty!
Moving on to Group E, Holland and Japan will be joined by…
Uruguay! The CONMEBOL/CONCACAF play-off winners will be dangerous, but the Dutch will be quietly satisfied not to get Ghana or Paraguay.
Group F’s next team is…
Paraguay! Should provide Italy with more competition than Honduras. That’s all the South American teams out of the pot now.
So, is it Ghana or Nigeria for England and Group G?
Ghana!A dangerous proposition, England will be wary of the West Africans. They will know all about The Black Stars’ key man, Chelsea’s Michael Essien.
That leaves only one possibility for Group H and the Germans…
Nigeria! Not the force they once were, Nigeria still has enough to worry Germany and Mexico. A strong European team from the final pot would make this a very competitive group.
And so we move on to the final pot. These are the unseeded European nations – France, Portugal, Slovenia, Switzerland, Greece, Serbia, Denmark, and Slovakia. Group A’s selection is…
Denmark! The Danes and Chile will be favorites, but South Africa is definitely in with a chance of keeping the home fans interested.
The last team into Group B is…
France! Finally Argentina gets some competition (no offense to New Zealand and Algeria) and it comes in the shape of the 2006 Finalist. Henry v Maradona in “hands down” one of the matches of the group stage.
Group C is next to be completed. Joining Spain, USA and Ivory Coast will be…
Serbia! It could have been worse, but if there was ever a man to survive the Group of Death it would be Serbia’s Nemanja Vidic. Scary.
On to Brazil’s Group, the lucky winner is…
Switzerland! The Swiss round out a very competitive group. Brazil should progress, but second place looks up for grabs.
Portugal is the most dangerous team still in the hat, and Group E’s final team will be…
Portugal! So, the Portuguese join the Dutch in Group E. Italy (probably) awaits the runner-up.
Only three teams left to be drawn – Greece and the two Slovs. Group F gets…
Slovakia! The first of the Slovs to be drawn. Even the notoriously slow starting Italians would be expected to come through this group safely.
That leaves just Slovenia and Greece. I know which one England fans would prefer…
Slovenia! They shouldn’t be underestimated, but it would be a huge shock if South Korea or Slovenia were to finish ahead of England or Ghana.
The Greeks are left as the last men standing. But for formality’s sake, let’s make sure…
Greece! The Euro 2004 winners make up an intriguing group with Germany, Mexico and Nigeria. You’d bet your house on the Germans to progress, but second place is anyone’s guess.
That concludes our fake World Cup draw. Here’s how it shaped up:
GROUP A
South Africa
North Korea
Chile
Denmark
GROUP B
Argentina
New Zealand
Algeria
France
GROUP C
Spain
USA
Ivory Coast
Serbia
GROUP D
Brazil
Australia
Cameroon
Switzerland
GROUP E
Holland
Japan
Uruguay
Portugal
GROUP F
Italy
Honduras
Paraguay
Slovakia
GROUP G
England
South Korea
Ghana
Slovenia
GROUP H
Germany
Mexico
Nigeria
Greece
What do you think? How would your team fare? Which frontrunner could fall at the first hurdle?
Of course, the actual groups probably won’t look anything like this. The real fun begins on Friday.